The Top 10 Reasons Why Men Make Great Knitters

1. For generations, men have perfected the art of untangling holiday lights.

2. Men have an uncanny knack for making things without the need of instructions.

3. Men will attempt almost anything to get a date.

4. Men are quite adept at handling sticks and balls.

5. Years of playing video games have honed our dexterity and hand-eye coordination.

6. Many a rural ancestor have demonstrated an "affinity" for fleece bearing livestock.

7. We can grow our own fiber.

8. Everyone KNOWS men are good at math!

9. Men have an exorbitant amount of patience.

10.  We started it...so THERE!

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